Saturday, December 18, 2010

The KK Doll That Started It All!

Say what you want about her, but this Hollywood Mommy Extraordinaire definitely goes the extra mile to get her kids fame, fortune and anything else they seem to be able to get their hands on. I shoulda had such a passionate stage mommy. Hell, I'd be Beyonce right now if I had!

Starting with Kim, Kris took the reins and starting managing Kim when her popularity began to rise in the media (after that sex tape). Since then, her hands on attention and boundless momager energy have helped to not only propel Kim to almost super stardom, but she's doin' it for the rest of the family as well. True, we wouldn't know dip about Kourtney and Khloe had it not been for Kim's scandal,
but Momma Kris's expert management of the whole brood has them all over the tube and in mags everywhere, signing contracts and counting the cha ching left and right. And move over, Kim, Kourt and Khloe, because the next two K Dolls, Kylie and Kendall are embarking upon modeling careers, and of course Momma Kris is gonna make sure every T is crossed and every I is dotted on those contracts! And the Kardashian-Jenner cha ching machine rages on.....

Kris has come a long way from being a mom of 4 and before that, a flight attendant. Gotta give it to this dynamo of a woman who is helping to keep her daughters names and faces in the media whether you like it or not! We should all have a gung ho manager like Kris! We'd all be rich and famous for real if we did!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Kim's New Man Gabriel Aubrey

Well, one thing that Kim K is improving on is her taste in ment. From JC Chasez to that insufferable, posturing, preening, obnoxious peacock of hip hop, Ray Jay (what did she ever see in the cartoonish piece of work?!), Kim has learned to move on to bigger and brighter pastures. Her much publicized on and off relationship with Reggie Bush was her first official step up into the big leagues, and after him, Miles Austin was a cutie who was even easier on the eyes. Well, now girl is dating Gabriel Aubrey, Halle Berry's ex. Not a bad way to go, Kim, and who really cares if he's Halle's leftovers? That man is FOINE!! I'll take leftovers like that on my plate ANY day. Just pass me a spoon, honey!

Gabriel obviously likes his women amply endowed because talk about going from one boobalicious babe to the next! Halle has always been seen as having some of the best breasts in Hollywood, and Kim...Well, we've all seen what Kim is bringing to the table. Pa-pow!

Whatever the outcome of this new relationship, Gabriel is certain to have his hands full! Literally! I, for one, hope that it lasts for at least a while. You thought the papparazzi went nuts at Kim Kardashian sightings before? They must nearly kill each other trying to get a shot of Kim and Gabriel when they're out and about. I'm sure there must already have been some casualties amongst them. Well, anyway, good luck with this one, Kim.  Do whatever you can to keep him hot for you.  Anything this tasty looking deserves some effort, so work him, girl! He's a keeper! ;)

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Kardashian Kard Goes Bust

Whoops! I guess putting your name and image on anything and everything you can get your hands on as a spokesperson is not a good idea after all, huh? Seemingly bent on conquering the world of Cha Ching and commerce in every which a way, shape and form, the Kardashian sisters latest business venture, The kardashian Kard, just blew right up in their faces. I'm guessing that momager extreme Kris was too busy lining up the girls next endorsements to read the fine print on this one? The debit card not only had a high annual fee, but also carried fees for everything from an adding money charge to a fee for speaking to customer service. Here is the list of fees according to :

"While regular bank debit cards are typically free and don't charge any fees, a 12-month Kardashian Kard cost $99.95 just to own, including a card purchase fee of $9.95 and 12 monthly fees of $7.95. After the first year, consumers would have to continue to pay the $7.95 monthly fee.

On top of these initial fees, it cost Kardashian Kard users $1 every time they added money to their card, and it cost $1.50 to speak with a live operator. If they wanted to pay their bills automatically using the card, they were charged $2 per transaction."

Damn! I don't think even American Express has the balls to try to charge that many fees to own their card, and that's for credit! We can definitely chalk this up to yet another example of Kardashians Gone Wild.

Girls! I get that you all want to make every penny possible before your 15 minutes of fame run out, but do be a bit more discerning than this before signing your name on the dotted line! In this economy, even the rich are cutting back and trying to find the best deals and rates when it comes to financing. And any bubble gum popping, cleavage baring, 6 inch heel wearing fan of yours is going to feel the exact same!
I admire the hutzpah it takes to feel that you should have your own credit card in the first place. Hell, I'd like to see my own face on a credit card before I die. But this one was a bomb. A stinky bomb. Be lucky that you all were able to pull out of it with your reps still intact! ;)

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Kourtney and Kim Take New York

Kourtney and Kim Take New York is now filming in NYC. The series is set to air on E! in January.   I'm sure that Kim will cause as much of a stir walking the streets of New York as she does anywhere. Kourtney will be bringing Mason and Scott along for the ride, so we can be sure to get a few doses of some Kourtney drama as well. Can't wait until the show begins!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Kim Kardashian A Singer?

Kim and her producer

Omg. Now, I don't begrudge anyone their success, but is there ANYTHING that these Kardashians AREN'T going to try to to to cash in and get yet even more publicity? Come on, girl. I know you're the IT woman of the decade, but now you're gonna venture into the music biz too? Since when does Kim Kardashin sing? Or did I miss that news flash? Well, if that drunken sounding Kesha is allowed to pump out albums then I guess anybody can do it. Can't wait to see (hear) the results of this latest Kardashian escapade. Hopefully the girl really does have a voice and it's not all doctored up in the studio like that Atlanta Housewife Kim Wolziac. The world really can only stand one "Tardy for the Party". Seriously!

Monday, November 22, 2010

The KK Dolls are True Business Divas!

Since they've burst upon the scene, led by their sister Kim, these ladies have turned their quick fame into some serious dollars. They hawk everything from skin care to cupcakes. They've even just launched their own credit card. Kim has a perfume, and Kourtney even sells the shake she invented to slim down after her pregnancy. It's actually getting hard to keep up with all the lucrative deals these ladies have signed, and with momager extraordinaire Kim taking care of the fine print and all the little details, there seems to be no end in sight to the cash and perks this chicas will continue to pull in.

Their next venture should be writing a how to book detailing how one goes about turning 15 minutes (well, they're really getting more than 15 minutes, aren't they?) into a fortune!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Kim Strikes Out -- Again

Awwww, too bad. He is such a hottie, and man did they make a good looking couple! Imagine how the kids would have turned out -- OMG!
Well, chin up, Kimmie. You can get the top guns out there, so just keep on trying. And please.... make sure they're all as hot looking as THIs guy!

Monday, October 18, 2010

Khloe Wants a Baby! Really!

Khloe, while saying that she does want a baby with Lamar, seems to be shuffling from foot to foot a bit with the action part of this decision, no? I don't know how hard they've been trying (or not so much), but perhaps she is doing the smart thing by just enjoying being married for a while first. That is definitely what a smart girl would do.

Lamar definitely wants children, and according to Khloe not only talks about it alot, but also has names picked out. For a dude to be doing that, you know it's serious! Guys don't usually go around thinking about baby names! (unless the wife is already preggers, of course). If Lamar is already picking out names, then there's no doubt that he's ready for some babies PRONTO.

Well, now that they're going into their second year of marriage, let's see what happens. Khloe says that one thing she won't be looking forward to is the weight gain, and also the labor pains. Can't say I blame you, girl! Those are two things I'd definitely be putting off for as long as I can!

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Scott the Snake

Well, we all saw it coming, right? Scott the Snake slithered his way back on into the heart and the arms of Kourtney. I guess he just has her number. Maybe the guy is just a killer in the sack, and has Kourt completely turned out. Who knows. But whatever his mojo is, he's got it workin' big time on Kourtney Kardashian. It seems that she couldn't get away from this guy even if she wanted to. Good luck, girl. You're gonna need it!

Friday, October 1, 2010

Kim K and the Single Life

Single life doesn't seem to be stressing out Miss Kim K in the least. With those looks and that bod, we're sure that she will have absolutely NO problem whatsover finding dates, or getting a replacement for Reggie Bush. Looks like he's the loser here, if you ask me.

At any rate, get your best game up, guys! You could be the one! Of course I'm speaking to guys in her league, not you random dudes out here sitting in front of your computers ogling the goods from afar --- ;)
I will be very curious to see who steps into the shoes once filled by her most serious relationship thus far. Only time will tell!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Khloe and Lamar Celebrate 1 Year Anniversary

And they said it wouldn't last....

Well, I guess that K & L have showed the world a thing or two. I don't know about you, but I think that this love is real. I mean, they really are made for each other, if looks are any yardstick to measure it by. Khloe is a whole lotta woman, and who better than a tall, manly NBA player to handle her? I think she'd eat a lesser man alive. On that tip, they are the perfect pair.

Now it's just a matter of when we will be seeing some babies. Kourtney, who is back with Scott, is already talking about making a little brother or sister for little Mason. I guess some chicks never learn! At any rate, Khloe had better start playing catch up, and soon!

And even with all the "fugly" comments you read out here on the internet, I'm betting that these two will shut 'em all up and have the cutest little ones you've ever seen. I'm not kidding! Stranger things HAVE happened!

In the meantime, congrats to Khloe and Lamar on one year of marriage! And here's to many more! And babies!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Kim Without Makeup

Hate her as much as you like, the girl still looks good without makeup. That ought to make all you haters get a quick bout of indigestion! ;)

I swear, Kim is a Latina, but just doesn't know it. I mean, I'm no expert on Armenians, but those are some definite latin genes I see going on right here. Anyway, she is rocking it without all the makeup she's usually seen wearing it, and that's because you just can't beat that bones structure and those perfectly balanced features! Kim is looking a bit Cher-like in this pic, so perhaps Armenians and Latinos share some lineage. I dunno....I guess I'll check Wikipedia on that.

Anyway, go, Kim! Show 'em what you're workin' with! Haters SIT DOWN!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Are Kourtney and Scott a Match Made in Hell? Stay Tuned!

We all scream at our TV's when we see Kourtney making excuses for Scott's dickwad, immature behavior time and time again! Why is it that she's the only one who can't see this scoundrel's true colors? When will she finally get it???
I saw through Scott the first time he appeared on Keeping Up With the Kardashians -- but then, I have asshole radar. You could tell from the jump that something just wasn't right....and it's no mistake that his last name "Disick" contains the word "dick". Caught that, didn't ya?

Add into the mix a baby, and poor Kourt is definitely stuck. Talk about having to pay the price for a bad decision! Will Scott be able to slip and slide his way back into Kourt's good graces and life yet again? Are we soon going to be hearing wedding bells with these two? Good God, saner heads hope not, but you never know with Kourtney.

We'll all have to tune in to the first episode of the new upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians to find out. In the meantime, get him, Kris!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Kim Kardashian Hot Bachelorette About Town!

Now, you know that all the big time players and celebs are trying to get their hands on this hot cookie now that she and Reggie Bush are officially over for good.  I don't care how many sex tapes the girl may have made.  If any of these guys say otherwise, they know that they are fronting hard!

The question now is, who will Kim Kardashian end up with next?  She certainly has her pick of the biggest and the brightest stars in the biz.  As wanted and desired as this woman is, she clearly stated on her show that the hardest thing for her is finding someone who will accept her life and lifestyle.  Mama is red hot right now, and the work just keeps on comin'.  Kim seems to live on a jet plane as she moves about from this photo shoot to that red carpet event.  It will take a guy with a lot of patience and a not so huge ego to be able to accept that Kim K actually has a career that has no signs of slowing down, and be able to just sit back and let her do her thing.

Here's hoping that Kim finds that special guy, and soon!  Let's see what happens!